Admissions Begins at the Table
Think of your merch table as a quiet but powerful member of your admissions team. Unlike your head of school or tour guide, it doesn’t talk—but it still makes an impression. A strong one.
- A thoughtfully folded hoodie says, “We take pride in our school.”
- A polished display of house shirts says, “We have a culture—and you can belong here.”
- A dusty box of random trinkets says, “We threw this together. Don’t look too close.”
Admissions directors spend hours on open houses and school visits. But what if your merch table could reinforce every word you say—just by being strategic, not just stocked?
It’s Not About Selling Shirts—It’s About Selling Belonging
Most school leaders still think of merch as a fundraiser line item. It’s not. It’s a cultural signal.
When a prospective family walks by your merch table and sees:
- House shirts with student-designed crests
- Faculty polos that look like they belong at Oxford
- “Future Scholar” toddler tees for younger siblings
…they don’t just see merch. They see the kind of school that plans ahead, thinks deeply, and includes the whole family.
Heads of School: This Is Your Moment
Too many heads of school leave merch to the Spirit Committee. That’s a mistake. If you’re trying to recruit mission-aligned families, you need to treat every visual touchpoint with care—and that includes your merch table.
Imagine if your admissions team said, “We’ll wing the website” or “Let’s not worry about our signage.” You’d step in. Apply that same standard to your swag.
What a Strategic Merch Table Looks Like
Here’s what separates an effective merch table from a sad folding table of forgotten mugs:
- Tiered presentation: Use levels and risers to display items with hierarchy—elevate your best sellers and signature pieces.
- Core identity first: Lead with house gear, faculty items, and school motto merch—not novelty products.
- Conversation starters: Every piece should invite a story. “Oh, that quote is from the Iliad—they read it in 6th grade.”
- Visual clarity: Avoid clutter. Use signage, chalkboards, and simple frames to highlight pricing or meaning.
- Staff it well: Whoever’s manning the table should be articulate, warm, and familiar with the school’s story.
The Merch Table is an Audition
When a parent stops to look at your merch, what they’re really asking is: “Do I want my child to wear this identity?”
If the merch feels noble, beautiful, timeless—they lean in.
If it feels cheap, cluttered, or uninspired—they quietly walk away. And sometimes, they don’t come back.
Swag Converts When Messaging Aligns
The best merch doesn’t just show your logo—it shows your values. It’s the difference between:
- Generic: “Grammar School Rocks!” in Comic Sans
- Intentional: “Truth. Goodness. Beauty.” on a soft cotton crew with a classic typographic layout
You’re not just selling a shirt. You’re offering a way to belong—to identify with something enduring and excellent. That’s a big deal to a parent making one of the most emotional decisions of their life.
The Final Word (and a Friendly Nudge)
Whether it’s your next open house, curriculum night, or back-to-school bash, plan your merch table like it’s part of the admissions script—because it is.
And if you need help crafting a merch strategy that aligns with your school’s identity, we do this all day at BRND.
Don’t settle for t-shirts in a cardboard box. Design your table like it’s your first impression—because it is.
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